Mosquito Beats President Uhuru in Recent Polls

A mosquito has shocked thousands of netizens after beating President Uhuru Kenyatta in a recently conducted poll.

The poll conducted on Twitter by one Sankara required Kenyans to either retweet for Uhuru or like for the mosquito.

From the onset of the poll, it was clear that on Sunday Uhuru’s popularity was nowhere near that of the mosquito.

Until the time this was published, Uhuru had twelve retweets while the mosquito had garnered hundreds of likes.

On further investigation, our reporter noticed that all the retweets were from Jomo Kenyatta’s bloodline.

Several presidential staffers indicated the phenomenon was a result of Saturday night showdown on Thika road.

“I retweeted because when a mosquito sucks my blood I have a chance to slap it. It’s a whole different case when Uhuru does the same.

He has been sucking public coffers dry and there seems to be nothing I can do about it.” One Twitter user mentioned.

He went ahead to lay blame on popular musician Ben Githae for convincing him to vote twice in the embattled 2017 general elections.

The mosquito will address the nation later in the evening accompanied by his fellow bloodsuckers.

Published by Citizen 250Q

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