HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE FOR DUMMIES

Since the invention of the internet almost four decades ago, the question has remained how can one make a quick buck with the click of a button. Many people have fallen prey to pyramid schemes, Ponzi schemes and con affiliate marketing.

Others have bought non-existent products while others have fallen for dubious charity and fundraising movements.

It is following this that we have compile a list of ways in which you can make money without breaking a sweat on the internet.

Before continuing any further, are you willing to do anything to make money? (if your answer is no or unsure exit this page, if yes continue scrolling)

  1. Organize a fake course and have a fundraising drive.

This is one of the easiest ways to mint millions from empathetic netizens. You need a fool-proof story that make4s you audience sad or angry. This is because most online users are driven by emotions, capitalize on those emotions.

2. Sell non-existent products such as land, buildings, cars and electronics that you know nothing about.

3. Be a propagandist. With the right number of followers, misinformation is a luxurious enterprise.

4. Sell drugs or weapons, only the legal ones.

5. Sell your soul to the devil. This has been explained step by step in this linked article.

If you have other unconventional method of making a quick buck online drop it in the comment section.

UN Issuing Chewing Gum to Fight Famine

The almighty United Nations through the World Food Program has stepped up the fight against famine.

After a joint meeting held on Friday, the two bodies agreed on issuance of chewing gums to hunger stricken areas.

The gums will be rich in sugars and is meant to keep individuals alive least they die in their sleep.

In a memo released to media houses, they mentioned chewing gums are cheaper than real food or mineral supplements thus they can serve a larger number of people.

Their target is to have fed every hungry mouth with at least a packet of gums by end of the year.

This method was also adopted as it was fool-proof and no corrupt leader will think of looting chewing gums.

Governments around the world welcomed this move wholeheartedly saying it has been a long way coming while others called it an insult.

The Woman Behind Lil Nas X Pregnancy

Details have emerged of the woman behind Lil Nas X pregnancy.

The Old Town Road rapper announced he was pregnant and is expected to deliver on September 17.

This controversial news added on to the storm that Lil Nas has created online in recent past.

Netizens were up in arms saying he was embarassing himself while others congratulated him for the bold move.

Meghan thee stallion and Lil Nas X

Information have emerged that Meghan Thee Stallion verse in the song Dollar Sign Slime played a great role in the inception.

She implanted the idea of a pregnancy photoshoot in him which was followed by a sonogram of Montero album cover art in a womb. This will be his debut album.

He however is not the first gay to be pregnant, a few days ago a lesbian shocked people after she impregnated her girlfriend.

Montero Sonogram

EACC to Start Bewitching Corrupt Leaders

Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission has launched stringent measures that include bewitching in a bid to curb rampant corruption.

In an internal memo seen by our journalists the mission requested officials to submit names and pictures of all individuals who have been mentioned in graft cases.

They were also required to attach a strand of hair, fingernails or soil that mentioned individuals had stepped on.

These samples are then to be dropped to a popular and effective witch doctor from  Tanzania who was only identified with the name Mzee Nyofole.

According to the memo, Nyofole will cast spells on the individuals and the effects will range from returning looted cash to insomnia, hallucinations and even working for free for the rest of their lives.

Results are expected atleast one week after the spell has been cast.

This move comes only days after resignation of several commisioners and is expected to revamp the fight against corruption.

CEO Twalib Mbarak mentioned they are tired of cat and mouse games between the courts and corrupt individuals. Therefore they had to think of other strategies whereby no department or agency will be involved.

He however refused to reveal how much they paid Mzee Nyofole for the task.

Mzee Nyofole is responsible for casting thousands of spells that has seen more than 1500 thieves across the globe apprehended and properties worth millions returned.

This is the first time he will be working on an extensive countrywide spell which he says is no small fete.

Edgar Obare to Earn Millions as KTDA Brand Ambassador

Controversial blogger Edgar Obare has landed an even more controversial position as Kenya Tea Development Agency brand ambassador.

KTDA offices


The deal which is estimated to be worth more than Ksh50 million will run for one year.


KTDA board reached the decision on September 30 after Obare’s daring exposé on money laundering schemes aka washwash.


Acting board chairman said Obare cementing himself as the tea master was the leading influence of the decision.


Obare is not only charged with spearheading brand awareness but also exposing officials in the agency who are responsible for mismanaging funds.


The embattled tea agency has in the recent past experienced uproar from farmers who cited poor and late payments and poorer working conditions

Tea farmers


KTDA has also monopolised the tea sector making it easier for the to dupe and steal from all farmers at the same time.


When contacted for a comment, Obare said the public will get more information after he gets his Instagram account back.


The account was deactivated after he spilled tea about how our favorite tv personalities, online braggadocio, politicians and churches are involved in money laundering and scamming.

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