Disgraced former governors Mike Sonko and Ferdinand Waititu and our dear President Uhuru Kenyatta are reported to have acquired lavish homes and vast tracts of land in Tanzania.
The trinity is among thousands of Kenyan marijuana smokers moving to TZ after bhang farming was legalized in the country.
On Thursday, Drug Control and Enforcement Authority (DCEA) indicated it had amended article 12 to allow the cultivation of marijuana for research and economic purposes.
Uhuru, Sonko, and Waititu are moving to Dodoma to escape Kenya’s draconian laws on Marijuana use, farming, and trading.
Sources close to Uhuru said the son of Jomo could not understand how bhang users are met with harsh penalties while smugglers and drug lords roam free.
Sonko projected he would make millions in this newly found venture to make more millions for charity and his upkeep.
Waititu said he could not keep up bribing police officers every time he was caught smoking the devil’s lettuce.
“Kenyan marijuana users who can’t afford to move like us will have to keep up with bad laws.”
The three will rekindle their flame as they light blunts and puff their lungs out.
Citizen 250Q 