Uhuru, Ruto Secret Prayers and Fears

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After months of playing hide and seek, President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy William Ruto finally met during the 18th Annual Prayer Breakfast on Thursday.

Uhuru and Ruto bumped their elbows with plastic smiles beneath their face masks. Our journalist present at the event said the tension in the air could be cut with a knife.

“It was obvious there is still bad blood within them. They were meeting for the clout.”

Uhuru secretly prayed for common mwanachi to like him again, accept him for his misdoings, and sing songs praising him. He also wished for a third term in office to solidify his family’s grip on the country.

Ruto on the other hand only asked that he be the sole aspirant during the 2022 Presidential Elections.

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While this move has blinded their supporters it has also shifted forces within political alliances.

The event held in Parliament Building brought together leaders such as newly appointed Chief Justice Martha Koome, Chief Registrar of the Judiciary Anne Amadi, Amani leader Musalia Mudavadi and Wiper’s Kalonzo Musyoka.

Also present were other high-ranking government officials and top-profile politicians. It was obvious no common citizen had been invited begging the question, what were they praying for?

“God chuckled as the lions at the breakfast asked for health, peace and long life for rabbits and deers across the nation,” Miguna Miguna told our reporter.

After the prayers, UhuRuto, and their colleagues went on grabbing national assets and looting public coffers. The judiciary powerless, watching them from the sidelines.

Earlier, the two said they fear what the public would do when they realize the breakfast was just a way to dupe and distract them from the looting and grabbing.