How to Cheat on Your Wife Without Getting Caught

In the recent past, netizens have been inundated by reports of celebrities cheating on their wives and getting caught red-handed.

These men have humiliated their wives and jeopardized their families. They stain the family man image most people have of them.

If you are ever tempted to cheat but fear being caught or exposed on social media, worry no more. We have compiled some guidelines to help you with your adultery endeavors.

1. Don’t date her if she is heavily active on social media.
Be vigilant of your side chic’s online presence. Most are clout chasers and will expose you the minute they think you want to turn away from them.

2. No photos
Avoid taking any photos with her, no matter how beautiful she is, they could be used as evidence against you later.

3. Don’t send nudes
The rule of thumb is you can only receive nude, never send yours.

4. Get another phone number
It is an amateur mistake to use your personal phone to sweet talk and sext your lovers. You need to know that your phone is always subject to scrutiny.

 
5. Let her know her place
Never allow your affair partner to be disrespectful of your marriage partner. They need to understand their position and to accomplish this, be clear as to whether you want to keep her as a second wife or if she is merely a plaything.

6. Do not change your behavior
Women are more intuitive than men therefore your wife will notice when you change your schedules, cologne, and fashion. If your wife sees a sudden spike in calls or texts to your affair’s phone number, it could raise suspicions.

7. Don’t leave a paper trail
Always use cash to pay for hotels, fancy dates, and trips. Avoid sending her money via Mpesa.

8. Always use a condom
One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to bring an STD to your matrimonial bed or sire a child out of wedlock. Purchase small packs or individual condoms rather than boxes, so you won’t get caught with extra condoms stashed in your car.

9. Never bring them home
No matter how infatuated or horny you are, you should never bring your affair partner to your home. This could lead to a sense of entitlement and disrespect to your wife.

In the chance that you are caught, you should not apologize online. It will humiliate your wife, family, and yourself.

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