How to Sell Your Soul To the Devil in Five Simple Steps

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Are you an artist in search of fame? A politician in search of prominence or a businessman in search of influence? Do you want riches?

The devil is always looking for souls to buy and you can easily conduct a Faustus bargain without an agent. In this Faustus bargain, you will offer your soul in exchange for diabolical favors. These favors mostly include youth, knowledge, wealth, fame, power, attractive mates, or anything you can dream of.

We talked to a soul broker Dr. Emi Angole who revealed steps for anyone to get the best deal for their souls.

“Even if you think you’re lucky and smart enough to beat Beelzebub at his own game, selling your soul isn’t as easy as starting an auction on eBay.

Devils, like doctors, have specialties. You first have to decide what devil you want to deal with,” Dr. Emi said.

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“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Emi on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

1. Set the deal
After deciding the devil you want to bargain with, sit cross-legged in a dark silent room with one lit candle. Close your eyes and whisper, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” Repeat this until the candle is blown off to indicate the entity’s presence.

2. Deal from a position of power
Do not underestimate how badly the devil wants your soul, it is priceless to Satan. Don’t be the one to make the first offer.

3. Get the best deal by any means
There’s no way you’re getting a square deal out of the devil, and you’re going to Hell anyway. You might as well try to pull one over on him.

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4. Ask for a life extension plan.
This is a loophole that devils get away with always. All pacts come with a guarantee of 400 years of youth but none will tell you if you don’t ask.

5. No unnecessary questions.
Do not try to dig deep into the business by asking questions about what your soul will be used for or where it will be taken. Devils are irked by these questions and will strike you dead if you persist.

No publicity is bad publicity.
Even if you don’t make a deal with the devil, you might as well let people think you did. It’s good publicity to help in pushing your brand.

Do not pay cash to anyone, this process is free of charge and you can do it at the comfort of your home. Anyone asking for a blood sacrifice is dangerous to the Satanic Souls Conglomerate.