Billionaire philanthropist Donald John Trump is set to undertake a hostile takeover of social media giant Facebook.
The down-to-earth businessman could not understand why an Oversight Board had decided to uphold his ban from Facebook for 6 more months.
“This is an Anti-Trump campaign spearheaded by my detractors. I can not take it lying down. The ban is a total disgrace and Facebook must pay a heavy political price.” The billionaire screamed as he rushed for his cash book.
“Facebook is just a free app on the play store. It can’t cost that much.” Trump later held a one-hour closed-door meeting with his chief accountant.
Once he has control of the platform, people will be allowed to say whatever they want without worrying about the repercussions.
“I will make sure all enjoy the freedom of speech no matter evil intentions, misinformation, propaganda, the inappropriateness of posts.” In the meantime, he will continue using smoke signals to share his thoughts.
Trump had made a post on social media which led to an insurrection in Capitol Hill. He has also led to conspiracies such as the earth is flat and global warming is a hoax from China.
Trump and his allies have been suspended from Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, Snapchat, Reddit, Liquify, Shopify among others. In the meantime he has launched a communication platform on his official website.
The ‘self-made- billionaire’ had nothing to build his empire with except the meager US $413 million inherited from his father over the decades.
He has had a good run in business and was at one time CEO of the biggest corporation in the universe, America, for four years.
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