The International Monetary fund has awarded President Uhuru US$ 307.5 million for solving yet another problem he created.
This comes two days after Uhuru relaxed the nationwide curfew and lifted travel restrictions within the country.
IMF awarded the Son of Jomo $1.655 billion for the new regulations.
“He has restored the trust we had in him.
Now that he has opened the country we are sure he has ready streams for this cash to flow into the pockets of those close to him.”
The three-year financing package will support the next phase of the authorities’ COVID-19 looting and their plan to earn more while grabbing resources and mishandling vulnerable groups.
Trade experts indicated the new regulations will lead to economic growth and improvement of living standards.
“Most local businesses had been paralyzed by the 7-pm curfew and some industries obliterated. Everyone now has a chance to start again and return to a state of normalcy.”
Uhuru’s supporters were overly excited at his Saturday decision that they hinted they were ready to vote him in for a third term.
“This is direct proof of how much Uhuru cares for Kenyans’ welfare. We don’t care about his lax in dealing with corruption and continuously taking loans and grants to feed the beast.”
Netizens took to Twitter to than Uhuru for not listening to his advisors this time round.
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