Fairy Princess Refuses to Kiss Frog

There was confusion in Disney Land after Princess Tiana refused to kiss a frog.

Princess Tiana was heard protesting that an individual of her caliber should not be expected to touch, let alone, kiss an amphibian.

Moments before her outburst she had requested for the frog be thoroughly cleaned to avoid contracting any disease.

Tiana later changed her stance after consultation with her assistant. 

“My beloved Tiana should not be forced to kiss anyone in order to inherit her father’s kingdom,” the personal assistant said.

This move ushers in a new dawn for all fairy princesses who are forced to marry men they don’t know to suit society’s expectations.

Insiders revealed the reason Tiana refused to kiss the Prince disguised as a frog was because she is in a lesbian relationship with her PA.

We will keep you updated as this drama unfolds.

Published by Citizen 250Q

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