The Christian God is set to release Bible version 2.0 by June.
This comes at a time when his words have been misinterpreted and misunderstood by most of his followers.
His anointed men have also been taking advantage of his physical absence and silence to amass personal wealth.
There has also been an increased number of hearsays in the religion for hundreds of years.
The new holy book will exclusively cater to man’s curiosity with questions such as: what is the meaning of life, why do we suffer, when will the world end, who created God, and how to satisfy a woman being answered.
God has been angry with most believers imagining him as a white-haired old man and will therefore publish a portrait of himself.
In the pictorial section, he will introduce his son and heavenly family. The book will be available in all languages and written in his handwriting.
All Christians and interested scholars are asked to be on the lookout for the new edition.
Bible 2.0 will force churches and clergy to adhere to tough tithe and offering regulations in a bid to curb plunder.
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