Adult filmmaker Johnny Sins has landed a deal worth Ksh 69million with the Kenyan government.
The government is reported to need his skills not only to entertain the masses but also to fuck them over and over again.
Kenyan Parliamentarians have been wondering how he manages to fuck up people and they still have affection for him.
MPs expect to use the skills learnt from him to complement hand-out giving for more effective brainwashing.
“We have tried employing H.R specialists from all over the world but none has taught us how to fuck everything like we expect he will,” one MP told our editorial team.
The millions paid to Sins will be sliced from US $2.34 billion package disbursed by the International Monetary Fund (IMF.)
Heads of parastatals and ministries are also expected to participate in the two-week seminar spearheaded by sins.
The seminar is will take place in May after easing up of COVID restrictions.
“Had Mia Khalifa not quit the industry we would have procured her services to teach the masses how to take one for the team,” our source revealed.
No MP opposed the move as they all want to know how to fuck up everything more than they did before.
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